I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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