All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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