On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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