you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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