I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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