ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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