Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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