Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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