You really coming over, don't trick.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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