Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
im having a threesome with these popsicles
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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