you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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