Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Randomize
