My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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