Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
im holly from the hills drunk
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
