I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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