my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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