Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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