apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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