Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
now i know why i became what i already was.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I need water and some morals
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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