She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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