There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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