Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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Sorry about my life...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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