i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
They took my balls.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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