Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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