She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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