I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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