My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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