Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101