OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.