I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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