Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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