On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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