I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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