I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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