We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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