This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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