He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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