Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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