Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Randomize
