Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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