You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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