Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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