Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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