Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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