Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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