Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
