oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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