dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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