everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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