I only kidnapped one of them. chill
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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