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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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