Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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