I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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