Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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