R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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