It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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