im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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