why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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