who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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