wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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