i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
