we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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